culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

‘You disappear so completely into your head sometimes,’ he said. ‘I wish I could follow you.’
― Cassandra Clare (via perfect)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke